Like the best quotes ever!

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” - Will Rogers

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” - Unknown

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey

“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” - Unknown

 “A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’” - The Maugles

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” - Isaac Asimov

 “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.” - Unknown

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” - Unknown